mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
