What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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