Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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