dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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