So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
That's intense
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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