Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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