So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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