Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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