My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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