Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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