Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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