need another drink. this is the easiest way
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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