I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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