Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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