So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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