At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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