Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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