Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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