This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
it's like iHOP with fire
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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