I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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