I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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