scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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