Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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