Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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