i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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