am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Randomize
