You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You have to summon your inner elephant
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
