My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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