I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
