You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
So squirting runs in the family.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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