i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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