He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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