go do what you do best...puke behind churches
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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