shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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