she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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