is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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