i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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