Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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