The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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