There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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