batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I think your dad took our porno
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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