Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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