so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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