At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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