How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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