I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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