We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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