But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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