glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Randomize
