I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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