Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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