try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
