they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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