But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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